Weeb Squad vs. Depresso Expressos

An intense mock crew battle between 10 members of Ascension began on January 1st. After bodying EGC in a mock crew battle, the bloodthirsty Ascension members wanted more crew battles. iDitto decided to host a 5v5 crew battle, streamed by Marley. The crew battle consisted of 'Weeb Squad' (Ambien, iDitto, Superdois, Rayxor, R1HKami, and Marley) and the 'Depresso Expressos' (Brandon, Loaf, Lucky, Synergy, Waftery, and Richie). The crew battle started off with Ambien's Samus embarrasingly losing to Waftery's DDD. Superdois then came in with his Shulk and carried Weeb Squad, taking 5 stocks. Then after Rayxor choked the lead with his shitty Doctor Mario, the Depresso Expressos won the crew battle 2-0. Weeb Squad johns the loss over lag and lack of effort.