TenOldMen

Short Description
TenOldMen is an active guest and resident weeb in Ascension that mains Ganondorf. He is often found saying "ily" to Superdois. Also uses the nickname uhhh. Currently the best Ganon in his state.

History
Oldman is a middle aged resident weeb, being older than the most current weebs, but not nearly as early as the OG weeb. He has tried out for Ascension once.

Superdois
He really loves superdois.

Marley
Oldmen is tsundere for Marley. he wishes he was like Marley, but he must never know or he will get bullied.

waasabi
Oldmen is often told to shut up by waasabi.

Results
Old Man has won every MSM set he's had on stream, and then subsequently gives a shy smile to his asian opponent who popped off when he lost. This lead many in the Ascension chat to assume that our dear elderly friend was Asian, but it was quickly found out that he, in fact, was not the Asian man. How was this found out exactly? The conversation went like this:

waasabi: are you the asian guy?

waasabi: bizarro flame 2.0 Kreygasm

TenOldMen: no lol

To this day, it is unconfirmed whether Old Man was telling the truth or not, but we most go off his word. Only when he shows up to another MSM to claim souls will we see his shy smile return anew.

Trivia

 * 1) Oldman has said "ily" to Superdois about 100 times
 * 2) Oldman has said "bye" to Marley about 100 times